{"id":117201,"date":"2023-08-29T11:51:26","date_gmt":"2023-08-29T11:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogcamlodipine.com\/?p=117201"},"modified":"2023-08-29T11:51:26","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T11:51:26","slug":"woman-spots-sir-elton-john-wearing-famous-glasses-in-bird-poo-splodged-on-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogcamlodipine.com\/world-news\/woman-spots-sir-elton-john-wearing-famous-glasses-in-bird-poo-splodged-on-window\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman spots Sir Elton John wearing famous glasses in bird poo splodged on window"},"content":{"rendered":"
A woman has claimed to have seen one of the world's most famous faces made out of bird poo on her bathroom window.<\/p>\n
Nicola Colegate, who lives in Peterborough, was shocked after seeing Sir Elton John's bird poo-made face staring back at her from the other side of her bathroom window.<\/p>\n
And she even claims that the poo \u2013 which she of course snapped with her camera phone \u2013 has his famlous glasses on.<\/p>\n
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Posting about it online, she asked: \u201cIs it bird poo or Elton John?\u201d<\/p>\n
Pal Ana\u00edsa Neves was also convinced it was Sir Elton \u2013 whose hits include I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues, I'm Still Standing and Candle in the Wind \u2013 thus confirming what the woman thought all along . . . Elton John was appearing to her in a splodge of bird poo.<\/p>\n
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The bizarre find follows on from a bloke spotting King Charles in his daughter's bedroom curtains, a woman spotting Donald Trump in her toast and a woman adamant she saw the son of God in a banana.<\/p>\n
The latter was bought from a branch of Tesco in Waltham Cross, Hertfordshire.<\/p>\n
She said: \u201cMy husband brought the bananas home on Tuesday, and I was a bit annoyed because, although they looked alright on the outside, nearly all of them were bruised on the inside.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo when I was looking for a banana for my toddler\u2019s breakfast yesterday, I took the least-bruised one, cut off the black bits and gave him the rest.<\/p>\n
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